he really pictured them naked. why did i think you could do this?
Ricky Bobby: Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said…”I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.
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In the car earlier... (also known as "How you know you've watched too much How I Met Your Mother")
Mom: So. When are you going to start driving more?
Me: The next time I want to go to a concert.
Mom: Ah. Maybe I'll get a new car and you can have the minivan.
Me: ... No thanks.
Mom: A car's a car when you're a new driver.
Me: Yeah. Nah. I like pt cruisers or volkswagons. They're fun looking.
Mom: There's like... no back seat in the back of a bug. What about a convertible?
Me: There's enough room. I've rode in the back of a bug before.
Mom: You're a teen. You don't need a backseat. Isn't a convertible the hot thing now?
Me: Have you never seen a teen movie? What do they all do, and where do they do it?
Mom: You mean sex? It's hard having sex in a car. Let alone in the back seat.
Me *raises hand*: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
